I just woke up from an intensely scary dream. I was back in Louisiana and yet still in Maryland (doesn't make sense) and I get a call from my orthodontist (not my real orthodontist in real life - just this 25-ear-old looking guy who looks kinda cute and kinda sleezy). My orthodontist then tells me how pretty I am or something, and then I'm riding in the passenger side of a car down Harpers Choice in HoCo, but nobody else is in the car. The orthodontist offers me a $10 meeting or something if I show up with no clothes, and I ask (teasingly) if I could get retainers for free, and then suddenly I get this bad feeling and I slide over to the driver's side of the car and start driving down the road when suddenly the guy appears next to me and tries to rape me while I'm still driving, and I try to get the attention of passing drivers but nothing works. Luckily, I woke up in time before there was anything actually happened. Ugh. Terrifying. It was in broad daylight, too.
So there's that.
And then I keep forgetting that it's almost the end of the week and that I should probably, oh I dunno, pack or something. This is just one of those weeks that feels like it will never end, but not because it's going so slowly, but because there was just so much going on.
To the shower! To the sink (to brush my teeth)! To the closet to put on pants!
I sure do hope that today's a good day. Maybe I'll wear my zebra shorts!
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